Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
Director: Michael Bay
Actors: Shia LaBeouf, Megan Fox, John Turturro, Ramon Rodriguez, Josh Duhamel, Tyrese Gibson, Peter Cullen, Hugo Weaving, Tony Todd

This movie was a piece of sh**. I can't even describe how awful this movie was in words. There are so many reasons why this movie was bad that I can't even name them all. The only reasonable part to this film was the action and even that got boring to me. At first you think fighting robots is cool and looks awesome but it just gets old. Following the first film, this movie follows Sam Witwicky (LaBeouf) as he gets Cybertronic images implanted into his brain. These images turn out to be a map that leads to a machine that destroys suns. All the while, a Decepticon named the Fallen is coming to Earth to find it. When I heard this was the plot all I could say was..."What!" This movie was so confusing that a five year old child with Transformers toys could make a better movie. I can't think of a single reason to give this movie anything more than it really is. I can't even think of a reason to rent this. It just isn't good. What also makes me mad is the fact that someone like Hugo Weaving is in this as Megatron. I actually think in the first movie Megatron dying was his idea. I can just see him coming up to Michael Bay and saying "Kill me off in this. Please!" Then Michael Bay comes to him and says "Hey! Guess what? Megatron lives. So you are going to be in the sequel." Poor Hugo Weaving.

Rating: 1

Matt

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